Once upon a time in Loonyland they
had a credit crunch. Many people had over-borrowed and many of the loans made
by banks turned out to worthless. So banks went bust, and a recession ensued.
As a way of escaping the
recession, central bankers had the brilliant idea of slashing interest rates to
record low levels so as to encourage everyone to borrow more, and hence repeat
the disaster.
But the common people were more
financially sphisticated than central bankers. The common people refused to
borrow more. In fact they did the opposite: they “deleveraged”, that is they
paid off their debts.
That phenomonen is shown on the
chart below. As you can see, the effect
of cutting interest rates, was exactly the opposite of the desired
effect: a triumph for lunacy.
The chart is based on one that was
published by economicshelp.org.
Base rates (red line) are taken from right hand column here.
Base rates (red line) are taken from right hand column here.
This caused much frustration for
central bankers and politicians. So they came up with another idea:
quantitative easing. That involved printing money and buying assets off the
rich, the idea being that the rich would then increase their spending on champagne,
McMansions, jewellery, Rolex watches, yachts and so on.
You might have thought that the
political left in Loonyland would object to boosting an economy via upping
expenditure on the above frivolities. But not a bit of it. The political left
in Loonyland (sometimes known as the “loony-left”) were every bit as loony and
the political right. And members of the loony-left all nodded their heads in
approval when quantitative easing was implemented.
In defence of Loonyland (aka “The
UK”) it should be said that a very similar ailment afflicts other countries on
Planet Bonkers. For example there is the USA (Unhinged Society of Aberrants)
which is run by inmates of a mad-house known as “Congress”.
And then there is Europe, cradel
of Western civilisation which has now descended to whipping any country with a
poor economic performance with the austerity birch with a view to transforming
the performance from feeble to disastrous.
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