Sombreros have been banned at the University of East Anglia on the grounds that they are racist. Quite right.
Moreover all forms of national dress are racist: kilts, sporrans, lederhosen, turbans, burkas and so on. They are all henceforth banned. The only form of dress permitted are
Also please note that men’s ties are sexist, since they clearly represent a phallus. They are also banned henceforth.
Also all words in the English language shall henceforth be deemed to be racist unless the high priests of political correctness have deemed them non-racist.
You can obtain a list of permitted words from:
Ms Deranged Nutter,
Barking Mad Department,
Loony Left St,